Daniel…all around good guy!

Daniel: *saunters in and leans against
wall* Hey all, it’s Daniel. Today’s my day to share the great news about
Promises.
????: Trying to steal all the attention
again, Daniel?
Daniel: *rolls eyes * I’m trying to
maintain some peace.
????: Then why are Callon, Colt and
Cheyenne nowhere to be seen?
Daniel: Umm, I don’t know.
????: *cocks a brow* You just wanted to eat
all the cake didn’t you?
Daniel: Why would you say that?
????: Well, for starters you’ve got
chocolate frosting on your chin.
Daniel: *wipes chin and looks up
sheepishly* It’s not what you think…
????: You’ve got a cake addiction, don’t
you?
Daniel: What? I’ve no idea what you’re
talking about!
????: There! *points at Daniel* I see it in
the way you’re squirming!
Daniel: I’m not squirming! I’m just itchy!
Colt: *enters room* Hey! Where’d all the
cake go?
Cheyenne: There’s only a tiny section left…
Callon: Wait, there was chocolate cake?
Daniel: *begins scratching arms*
????: *points at Daniel*
Cheyenne: Daniel? *watches Daniel’s face
swell*
Callon: Oh crap! *runs from room*
Colt: *puts hands up and slowly walks
towards Daniel* A little help here Ma—…
Cheyenne: Hey! Quit jumping Daniel, you’re
swelling up like a balloon!
Daniel: I’m wine…. *begins to mumbling as
his lips grow fatter*
Callon: *runs towards Daniel with epi pen*
Daniel: Ekkkk! WO! WO! I’m wine! *trips and
falls face first onto ground*
Callon: Hold still or you’re going to die! *jabs
epi pen in Daniel’s backside*
Daniel: WOUCH!!
????: Holy mother of…
Colt: I told you to stay away from the
cake, Daniel.
Cheyenne: I put nuts in it…
Callon: Yeah, I thought so…
Daniel: *feels lips as the swelling goes
down* It had nuts?
????: *shakes head* You all are crazy…
Daniel: Well, you’re just as crazy then cuz
you’re here with us!
????: *stalks towards Daniel*
Daniel: *jumps around room* Catch me if you
can!
????: I’ll show you crazy!
Daniel: Whatever… *continues jumps avoiding
capture* Right… Promises official release is May 25th! Be there or
be… Yelp! Let go of my leg!