An interview with
Callon O’Shea…
Callon O’Shea…
Q: Could you
please introduce yourself?
please introduce yourself?
Callon: I suppose I could… My name is Callon O’Shea.
I am the leader of the Consilador Clan, ruler of the Timeless Race.
Q: Isn’t the
Kvech Clan considered royalty and the official rulers of the Timeless Race?
Kvech Clan considered royalty and the official rulers of the Timeless Race?
Callon: The Kvech Clan was wiped out, or at least we
thought so until recently. I am ruling in their place.
thought so until recently. I am ruling in their place.
Q: Does that
bother you that you’re just a temporary ruler?
bother you that you’re just a temporary ruler?
Callon: I’m not temporary.
*I swallow as hazel eyes bear down upon me.
Apparently that was a touchy subject.*
Apparently that was a touchy subject.*
Q: Where were you
born?
born?
Callon: Ireland
Q: You don’t live
there now?
there now?
*Once again I get the disapproving look and
shift in my seat… moving on.*
shift in my seat… moving on.*
Q: So you
live in Montana now, why?
live in Montana now, why?
*Callon raises his eyebrow and then rolls his
eyes. *
eyes. *
Q: You’ve
lived a long time, what would be your favorite occupation?
lived a long time, what would be your favorite occupation?
Callon: Doctor.
Q: If you
could have any talent, which talent would you like the most?
could have any talent, which talent would you like the most?
Callon: I have all the talents I need.
Q: Okay, but
if you could have ANY talent, what would it be?
if you could have ANY talent, what would it be?
Callon: I have all the talent I need.
Q: I get
that, however, if you can have anything and I mean anything, what would that
one thing/talent be?
that, however, if you can have anything and I mean anything, what would that
one thing/talent be?
*I move to the edge of my chair, pen ready*
Callon: I have all the talent I need.
*I forcefully blow air out my nose… this is
going to be more difficult than I thought.*
going to be more difficult than I thought.*
Q: What trait
do you most deplore in yourself?
do you most deplore in yourself?
Callon: I don’t have any traits I deplore.
Q: You don’t
have any traits you deplore?
have any traits you deplore?
Callon: Isn’t that what I said?
*I narrow my eyes. I’ve got him now…*
Q: What about
deceit, evasiveness, bossiness, and controlling?
deceit, evasiveness, bossiness, and controlling?
*I smirk*
Callon: I am none of these.
Q: You don’t
have ANY of these characteristics?
have ANY of these characteristics?
Callon: Do you have a hearing problem? I am a
doctor, I could perform a hearing test if you’d like.
doctor, I could perform a hearing test if you’d like.
*He crosses his arms and smiles*
Q: I don’t
have a hearing problem!
have a hearing problem!
*I push my fingers to my forehead and regain
my composure*
my composure*
Q: Are you in
love?
love?
Callon: Love is subjective. it means something
different to everyone.
different to everyone.
*I nod in agreement *
Q: I
understand that, but in your definition of love, are you in love with anyone?
understand that, but in your definition of love, are you in love with anyone?
Callon: You don’t know what my definition is.
Q: I realize
that, but I am asking you in your definition, which I don’t know anything
about, but really doesn’t matter as you’re answering according to your opinion,
are you in love?
that, but I am asking you in your definition, which I don’t know anything
about, but really doesn’t matter as you’re answering according to your opinion,
are you in love?
Callon: Love means different things to different
people, what you consider to be love I may not. Do I love ice cream? Of course
I love ice cream, but not all flavors of ice cream. Do you love ice cream?
people, what you consider to be love I may not. Do I love ice cream? Of course
I love ice cream, but not all flavors of ice cream. Do you love ice cream?
Q: Of course
I love ice cream, but that’s not what I asked you!!!!
I love ice cream, but that’s not what I asked you!!!!
*He smirks and lifts his arm to rest upon the
spare chair beside him.*
spare chair beside him.*
Q: So if you
loved someone and they loved you, but they also loved another would that bother
you?
loved someone and they loved you, but they also loved another would that bother
you?
Callon: If I loved someone and they loved me back,
but yet they had feelings for another would that bother me?
but yet they had feelings for another would that bother me?
Q: Yes, would
it bother you?
it bother you?
Callon: But loving someone is subjective so how
would I know that the one I loved would love someone else as much as I loved
them?
would I know that the one I loved would love someone else as much as I loved
them?
Q: Okay, you
know the love you feel for the one you love is the same love she feels for the
one she loves too… would that bother you?
know the love you feel for the one you love is the same love she feels for the
one she loves too… would that bother you?
Callon: You may love a current flavor of ice cream
like pistachio, and you find that tasty and yet you have a good understanding of
chocolate and find it just as tasty every time.
like pistachio, and you find that tasty and yet you have a good understanding of
chocolate and find it just as tasty every time.
Q: You’re
talking about ice cream again??!!
talking about ice cream again??!!
Callon: Do you have a problem with ice cream? I can
give you a recommendation for lactose intolerance…
give you a recommendation for lactose intolerance…
*I bang my head upon the table… *
Callon: So is this interview over?
You're crackin me up girlfriend. And this is why I LOVE Callon!
Glad you enjoyed. I couldn't stop laughing as I was writing it. However, I was told that now Cheyenne's interview needs to be better. 😀 Guess I'll have to "conduct" another one in the next few weeks. 😀
Hilarious. I pity anyone who tries to pin Callon down for a straight answer. Now I understand why Cheyenne is so aggravated having to deal with him. Too bad he's so dreamy…can't stay mad at him for too long.
Dr. Evasive strikes again! 😀
I'm gonna box his ears! Too funny!